I can't leave the room for two minutes

I didn't hear this plant fall over and she didn't make a peep. I was doing laundry in the other room. I just walked around the corner carrying a load of towels to put away and found her laying here under the heap. She wasn't worried at all. She knew I'd find her eventually. I think it's true that when the kids are quiet, something's up. Or down, in this case.